Destroying property is wrong, but there are certain acts of vandalism that are so mild (and funny!), we’re willing to look the other way. These are the subtle strokes of a Sharpie that transform a boring sign into a piece of comedic genius; the swift placement of googly eyes that makes us feel seen. Nobody’s getting hurt, and everybody gets a good chuckle. Win, win!
1. You’ll have to find me, first!
2. This classic act of mild vandalism turns up wherever there are stop signs and a vague understanding of M.C. Hammer’s music. So, basically everywhere.
3. Don’t worry; they’re used to it.
4. Colonel Sanders, please stop staring.
5. I’d read it. Admit it, you would too.
6. It’s a tough choice!
7. Someone played a little game of “fun with electrical tape.”
8. We totally believe that Johnny Depp smells like sausage. No question.
9. He’s all set, but thanks.
10. If there’s something strange, in your dairy case, who ya’ gonna call?
11. Looks like we’re buying a soda from the machine today.
12. How else are we supposed to open the door? With our hands?!
13. Oh, it ain’t? Great!
14. Dr. Hedgehog sure is prickly.
15. So simple, yet so effective. *chef’s kiss*
16. This is news to us.
17. Looks okay to me.
18. “You shall not pass!”
19. Now that I’d like to see.
20. I’ve been called a lot of things, but this is a new one.
21. That is simply too much information.
22. Follow that truck!
23. Pooooooop.
24. I need this sign for my office door.
25. That is a very specific number of ants.
Well done, mild vandals of the world! You’ve inspired us to stick a Sharpie in our bag for the future… just in case!
We Laugh 