Posted in Calendars

Calling all calendar contributors!

Hi everybody! I hope your summer is off to a great start. As usual, I’m working hard on the next edition of both You Had One Job! and Animals Being Derps day-to-day calendars. Now is the time when I’m gathering the funniest images from around the internet, so send ’em if you’ve got ’em!

If you’d like to see your picture of a beloved pet, a neighbor from the great outdoors, or a zoo-dwelling superstar featured in the 2027 Animals Being Derps calendar, please send your high resolution image to me at calendar.contributions@gmail.com.

Likewise, send your best work/job-related fails or pics of general ineptitude to see them featured in the 2027 You Had One Job! daily calendar.

You’ll see your photo credit printed right next to the image, and if your image makes the cover or box, I’ll happily send you a free copy.

2026 calendars are coming soon!

The next editions of You Had One Job!, Animals Being Derps, and the all-new Minor Mischief calendars are on their way to a store near you.

Look for them in stores and online in July 2026, or pre-order a copy now by clicking the images above.

Thanks for your continued support for these fun projects. I hope these calendars add some much-needed joy and levity to the world!

Take care!

Beverly

Posted in Calendars

The 2025 Calendars Have Landed, Just in Time For Prime Day!

Guys, there are a few things I am really, truly not good at doing. (Regularly updating this blog is clearly one of them!)

But anyway, one of my biggest failings, especially on this hallowed Amazon Prime Day, is promoting my own work. I’m great at doing the work; getting it in on time, all that important stuff… but when it comes to letting people know I made something and asking them to consider buying it… I suck.

So, this is me, trying to be a good doobie. Also, if you were kind enough to allow me to feature one of your photos, this is your notification that the calendars are officially out there in the world! As of July 16, 2024, you can now purchase the 2025 You Had One Job! and 2025 Animals Being Derps day-to-day calendars everywhere calendars are sold, including on Amazon. Here are direct affiliate links to both:

Animals Being Derps 2025

You Had One Job! 2025

Thanks to everyone who helped make this project possible! I hope you enjoy reading my original captions and getting a giggle every day of the year. These days, I think a guaranteed daily laugh is more important than ever!

While I’m here, I’d like to announce even more good news on the calendar front! Not only have Animals Being Derps and You Had One Job! been renewed for 2026, but I’m also working on a brand new daily calendar for 2026 called Mildly Vandalized. It’s based on the hilarious subreddit of the same name, and it features funny and sometimes kind of pervy (yet largely innocent and definitely safe for work!) graffiti and other harmless acts of silliness. As an example, check out my list 25 Times A Mild Act Of Vandalism Made Us Bust Out Laughing.

Photo collection is happening now!

As always, if you see a funny work-related fail, animal acting silly, or mild act of vandalism, please send your photos my way! You’ll receive photo credit printed right next to your image, and your cat could be one step closer to achieving internet fame. Not bad for someone who poops in a box, right? Right!

Send your pictures to calendar.contributions@gmail.com for consideration, and thanks for reading!

Posted in Calendars

Now’s A Good Time To Hit Up Amazon For A New 2024 Calendar (Or Two)!

Hey guys! It’s October… the leaves are falling, the air is getting crisp, and we’re all getting ready to bid this year a (in some cases) fond adieu. You know what that means… it’s time to stock up on a new day-to-day calendar made by yours truly!

I have two very funny day-to-day desk calendars available for your consideration for 2024. “You Had One Job!” is a perennial favorite, featuring hundreds of work-related fails and general ineptitudes spotted by social media users from all over the world. “Animals Being Derps” is a collection of the world’s funniest animals at their goofiest, from dogs and cats to reptiles, rodents, wild animals, and more. All images are hand-selected and accompanied by witty captions written by me, Beverly L. Jenkins.

Check them out using the Amazon affiliate links below:

You Had One Job!

Animals Being Derps

You can learn more about “You Had One Job!” on the publisher’s website.

And “Animals Being Derps,” also on the publisher’s website.

Thank you for the support! Here’s to a wonderful 2024, and beyond. And now back to your originally scheduled programming. (Whatever that is!)

Posted in Funny Videos

Watch How A Simple Smile Brings Classic Art Portraits To Life.

In classic portraiture, the artist’s subjects often pose stoically without smiling, resulting in a lot of very serious-looking characters looking down their long, aristocratic noses at museum-goers. In the clip below, someone spliced their own mouth over several unsmiling art portraits, then made a gif so the paintings burst into 3-D life, right before our very eyes.

It’s incredible to see how the lower half of the face transforms the eyes, bringing light, joy, humor, and other emotions to these painted faces. Check it out.

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Posted in Lists, Memes

18 Memes That Perfectly Capture The Xanadu That Is Working From Home.

Work is never easy, and if given the chance, most of us would never do it. Since living a life of leisure sans responsibilities (or pants) is not feasible for most of us, we opt for the second best option: working from home.

Working remotely isn’t always a walk in the park, but it sure beats making small talk with the office cat lady who never stops talking for 8 hours a day. At home, we get to be the cat ladies, which is a huge improvement, and it’s a job we were born to do.

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Posted in Animals, Funny Videos

Merlin Is The Worst Coworker You’ll Ever Love.

Having worked in an office environment for more than half my life now (now that’s a sad fact!), I can personally attest that there’s always someone at work that rubs you the wrong way. Remote workers aren’t even exempt from this rule. After all, if you don’t think people can be annoying online, this must be your first day on the internet!

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Posted in Lists, Memes

20 Pics Taken From Confusing Perspectives That Take A Minute To Figure Out.

Someone recently took a picture of me standing with three friends. When I looked at it later, I realized that the angle of the shot made it look like my friend’s arm was mine, so I was folding the whole group into a gigantic hug with my extra-long ape arms. We all laughed when we saw it, and it reminded me of all the funny shots on the “Confusing Perspective” subreddit.

This popular forum is filled with pictures that look a bit wonky due to a skewed perspective. This is THE spot to find funny pictures of my fellow Stretch Armstrongs!

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Posted in Animals, Funny Videos

I Double-Dog-Dare You Not To Smile.

As a lifelong animal lover, I have shared my home with a lot of pets over the years. I can say without hyperbole that getting a new puppy or kitten is one of the most exciting moments of a pet person’s life. Seeing that sweet face for the first time, holding a future best friend in your arms… it’s just the best.

The video below introduces us briefly to a wife who thought she was giving her husband the best surprise ever, only to find out that he was keeping an adorable secret of his own.

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Posted in Lists, Memes

20 Memes That Will Make Introverts Say, “Yup, That’s Me.”

Introverts often get a bad rap. They get criticized for preferring to stay home, needing time time to recharge after social interactions, and generally just preferring their own company over other people’s. Honestly, can you blame them?

As someone who identifies as an “extroverted introvert,” I can relate to all of the “shy” people of the world! Being around others is exhausting, and there’s nothing wrong with keeping oneself to oneself. Here are some memes to drive that point home.

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Posted in Funny Videos

Little Girl Stumps Interviewer With Classic Dad Joke.

Any wholesome, good natured joke can be classified as a “dad joke,” no matter who’s telling it. Still, when a little girl zings a grown adult with a classic dad joke, it’s something to see!

In the video below, a child being interviewed turns the tables by asking, “What kind of bees make milk? The answer (and her ensuing giggles) are just plain adorable!

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