Calling all calendar contributors!

Posted on June 5, 2025June 7, 2025 by Beverly L. Jenkins

Hi everybody! I hope your summer is off to a great start. As usual, I’m working hard on the next edition of both You Had One Job! and Animals Being Derps day-to-day calendars. Now is the time when I’m gathering the funniest images from around the internet, so send ’em if you’ve got ’em!

If you’d like to see your picture of a beloved pet, a neighbor from the great outdoors, or a zoo-dwelling superstar featured in the 2027 Animals Being Derps calendar, please send your high resolution image to me at calendar.contributions@gmail.com.

Likewise, send your best work/job-related fails or pics of general ineptitude to see them featured in the 2027 You Had One Job! daily calendar.

You’ll see your photo credit printed right next to the image, and if your image makes the cover or box, I’ll happily send you a free copy.

2026 calendars are coming soon!

The next editions of You Had One Job!, Animals Being Derps, and the all-new Minor Mischief calendars are on their way to a store near you.

Look for them in stores and online in July 2026, or pre-order a copy now by clicking the images above.

Thanks for your continued support for these fun projects. I hope these calendars add some much-needed joy and levity to the world!

Take care!

Beverly

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The 2025 Calendars Have Landed, Just in Time For Prime Day!

Posted on July 17, 2024July 17, 2024 by Beverly L. Jenkins

Guys, there are a few things I am really, truly not good at doing. (Regularly updating this blog is clearly one of them!)

But anyway, one of my biggest failings, especially on this hallowed Amazon Prime Day, is promoting my own work. I’m great at doing the work; getting it in on time, all that important stuff… but when it comes to letting people know I made something and asking them to consider buying it… I suck.

So, this is me, trying to be a good doobie. Also, if you were kind enough to allow me to feature one of your photos, this is your notification that the calendars are officially out there in the world! As of July 16, 2024, you can now purchase the 2025 You Had One Job! and 2025 Animals Being Derps day-to-day calendars everywhere calendars are sold, including on Amazon. Here are direct affiliate links to both:

Animals Being Derps 2025

You Had One Job! 2025

Thanks to everyone who helped make this project possible! I hope you enjoy reading my original captions and getting a giggle every day of the year. These days, I think a guaranteed daily laugh is more important than ever!

While I’m here, I’d like to announce even more good news on the calendar front! Not only have Animals Being Derps and You Had One Job! been renewed for 2026, but I’m also working on a brand new daily calendar for 2026 called Mildly Vandalized. It’s based on the hilarious subreddit of the same name, and it features funny and sometimes kind of pervy (yet largely innocent and definitely safe for work!) graffiti and other harmless acts of silliness. As an example, check out my list 25 Times A Mild Act Of Vandalism Made Us Bust Out Laughing.

Photo collection is happening now!

As always, if you see a funny work-related fail, animal acting silly, or mild act of vandalism, please send your photos my way! You’ll receive photo credit printed right next to your image, and your cat could be one step closer to achieving internet fame. Not bad for someone who poops in a box, right? Right!

Send your pictures to calendar.contributions@gmail.com for consideration, and thanks for reading!

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Now’s A Good Time To Hit Up Amazon For A New 2024 Calendar (Or Two)!

Posted on October 8, 2023 by Beverly L. Jenkins

Hey guys! It’s October… the leaves are falling, the air is getting crisp, and we’re all getting ready to bid this year a (in some cases) fond adieu. You know what that means… it’s time to stock up on a new day-to-day calendar made by yours truly!

I have two very funny day-to-day desk calendars available for your consideration for 2024. “You Had One Job!” is a perennial favorite, featuring hundreds of work-related fails and general ineptitudes spotted by social media users from all over the world. “Animals Being Derps” is a collection of the world’s funniest animals at their goofiest, from dogs and cats to reptiles, rodents, wild animals, and more. All images are hand-selected and accompanied by witty captions written by me, Beverly L. Jenkins.